This was a conversation I overheard today when (I think) the two guys at the store forgot I was there.
Guy 1: How's it going?
Guy 2: Pretty good. I have to leave early today for a doctor appointment, though.
Guy 1: Are you sick?
Guy 2: No...it's something with my prostate.
Guy 1: You having trouble down there?
Guy 2: Well, I had an infection before and now I'm just kind of sore.
I didn't hear the rest of the conversation. It was too difficult trying to control the shaking caused by working hard not to burst out in fits of laughter.