Thursday, September 13, 2007

Dream a Little Dream of Me

It is a widely recognized truth that one's own dreams are much more interesting than anyone else's dreams. Unless of course someone else's dreams are prophetic or include you. Otherwise it's much the same as listening to someone tell you the entire storyline of a 900 page novel that you didn't want to read, anyway. So, rather than tell you about two of my favorite nightmares, I will give you the basics and you can come up with your own story lines.

Nightmare 1

Setting: a cruise ship at sea.

Scary person: a leprechaun-sized Jack the Ripper with spiky hair.

Other notable items/ details: a pogo stick and a ring of toothpicks figure highly into the drama.

Nightmare 2

Setting: An apartment building with fire escapes on the outside

Scary person: Voldmortgollumyoda--a creature with the face of Yoda, the body of the animated Gollum from The Hobbit (about the size of a St. Bernard), and the magical tendencies of Voldemort.

Other notable items/details: this creature was my pet, but didn't seem to like me very much.

Both of these are dreams I actually had. Leave a comment for me to tell me how you think either of them went.

1 comment:

Aaron said...

dang if i had dreams like that i would be the coolest kid in the illustration deparment. i saw the picture of the flabby arm.....that is sooooo nasty, its like a the lunch lady and all the aged relif socioty combined flabby arm powers or somthing! blaaaa!